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Why: It's hard to drink a Bloody and type at the same time. It seems like this should have happened a long time ago, mirite?
Answer: Uch, yes, there are a few, but they all look just awful. Here are several variations:
Aiaiai. Is this the future? Is it?
Source: Google Images
The More You Know: The company that made the bottom two, FrogPad, said (in 2006):
It takes 10 to 12 hours of training and practice to achieve a 30 to 40 word-per-minute typing speed.Lul, 40 wpm. What's your typing speed? You can buy that weird second one for $952 right here. It's on sale!