Why do I keep saying "My pants are tight!"?

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Why: I said it a few times at Disneyland the day it rained really hard. Wet pants are tight, y'know? But it's in a funny voice. I have been saying it for several years, and I think Lisa has, too.

Answer: Omg it's from "Just Shoot Me," when David Cross plays Slow Donnie!! At 1:34 -

Source: IMDb

The More You Know: I thought maybe it was that guy from "MADtv" - the guy that played Stuart, but he was in a track suit with a weird orange wig... Maybe I'm remembering him wrong. But he talked to his secretary a lot. That show was poop.

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Well, out of professional curiosity, I found him. His name was Marvin Tikvah.