Search: Jacquelyn Kotarac
Why: I am reading 7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happy to Be True (Part 4) on Cracked.com. Kotarac was that woman who crawled down her boyfriend's chimney in August of this year, got stuck, and died. She was an internist in Bakersfield, CA, which seems like a pretty distinguished job for someone with such poor judgment. I just want to see if she looks like a crazy person.
Answer: No :( She even has an Ab Rocket.
Source: Google Images
The More You Know: Be careful out there, you guys.
