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Why: On The 55 Funniest Signs from the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear:
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Read an unreasonably enraged commentary about this episode here.12And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:
13And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
14And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.
Source: Bible Gateway, atheism.about.com
The More You Know: I love the pizza at Figs in Boston. Try it! Or roast some figs with honey: