When do all the TV shows start up again?

Search: [I searched for them individually. Thank me later!]

Why: Just in case my DVR is all booked up and I forget I have to actually watch some stuff when it airs.

Answer: I am using mostly the same list as last time, even though I don't watch a lot of these abominations. Here you goesies:

• 24 - Jan. 17, 2010 (Sun.)
• 30 Rock - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• 90210 - March 9 (Tues.)
  
• American Idol - Jan. 12 (Tues.)
  
• America's Next Top Model - TBA
• Archer - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• The Big Bang Theory - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• Big Love - Jan. 18 (Mon.)
  
• The Biggest Loser - Jan. 5 (Tues. / tomorrow!!)
• Bones - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Breaking Bad - March 2010
• Burn Notice - Jan. 21 (Sun.)
• Californication - TBA
  
• Dancing with the Stars - Spring 2010
• Desperate Housewives - Jan. 3 (yesterday)
  
• Dexter - Sept. 26 (Sun.)
• Entourage - TBA
  
• Family Guy - Jan. 3 (Sun. / yesterday)
• Friday Night Lights - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
• Fringe - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
  
• Glee - April 13 (Tues.)
  
• Gossip Girl - March 8 (Mon.)
• Grey's Anatomy - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Heroes - Jan. 4 (tonight!)
• House - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• How I Met Your Mother - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - TBA
  
• LOST - Feb. 2 (Tues.) !!!!!
• Mad Men - Summer 2010
• Modern Family - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
  
• My Boys - unannounced
  
• The Office - Jan. 21 (Thurs.)
• Nip/Tuck - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
  
• Private Practice - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Project Runway - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
  
• Saturday Night Live - Jan. 9 (Sat!)
  
• The Simpsons - Jan. 3 (Sun. / last night!)
• Smallville - Jan. 22 (Fri.)
  
• Supernatural - Jan. 21 (Thurs.)
  
• SVU - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
• Top Chef - TBA
• True Blood - TBA
  
• Two and a Half Men - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
  
• Ugly Betty - Jan. (Wed.)
• V - March 30 (Tues.)
• Weeds - TBA
  

Source: mostly Wikipedia

The More You Know: The Bachelor also started tonight, in case you are my mom, who is the only person on earth who actually watches that show.

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