What did Pam's back tattoo say last night on "Archer"?

Search: archer pam back tattoo

Why: It was only on the screen for a sec.

Answer: It's the 3rd verse of Lord Byron’s 1815 poem “The Destruction of Sennacherib”!

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed:
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!

It makes sense because Pam used her winnings from underground MMA fights to pay for college.

Source: Chan Chan sent me this info from Warming Glow

The More You Know: Also on that blog post - which I am about to read about 100 more of (or half of 1 because it's 5:15 on Friday and I am hungover):

Ditzy receptionist Cheryl was revealed to be an heiress to the fictional Tunt railroad fortune, and Archer became enthralled by her pet ocelot, Babou (“You guys, look at his little spots! Look at his tufted ears!”). Incidentally, Babou was also the name of the ocelot that Salvador Dalì kept as a pet.

Why aren't you watching this show?

Omg, what if "Cat Party" shows up?

I want to compare pictures of characters in Archer and Frisky Dingo

Search: xander crews; frisky dingo stan; archer cartoon; lord felchley; lord feltchley; hooker

Why: "Archer" premiered tonight on FX (except not really - there was a sneak peak in September...).

Answer: Lol.

Xander Crews -> Sterling Archer

Stan -> Lord Felchley

Hooker -> Trinette (?) the call girl

Source: Google Images (and my own screenshots; you're welcome)

The More You Know: Haha Wikipedia says (about "Archer"):

Artistically, the series was designed to be realistic and used photos of its cast as the basis of their specific character.

Lol:

(That is H. Jon Benjamin, aka Ben Katz, Coach McGuirk, Satan, and Can of Vegetables. Boosh.)

When do all the TV shows start up again?

Search: [I searched for them individually. Thank me later!]

Why: Just in case my DVR is all booked up and I forget I have to actually watch some stuff when it airs.

Answer: I am using mostly the same list as last time, even though I don't watch a lot of these abominations. Here you goesies:

• 24 - Jan. 17, 2010 (Sun.)
• 30 Rock - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• 90210 - March 9 (Tues.)
  
• American Idol - Jan. 12 (Tues.)
  
• America's Next Top Model - TBA
• Archer - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• The Big Bang Theory - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• Big Love - Jan. 18 (Mon.)
  
• The Biggest Loser - Jan. 5 (Tues. / tomorrow!!)
• Bones - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Breaking Bad - March 2010
• Burn Notice - Jan. 21 (Sun.)
• Californication - TBA
  
• Dancing with the Stars - Spring 2010
• Desperate Housewives - Jan. 3 (yesterday)
  
• Dexter - Sept. 26 (Sun.)
• Entourage - TBA
  
• Family Guy - Jan. 3 (Sun. / yesterday)
• Friday Night Lights - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
• Fringe - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
  
• Glee - April 13 (Tues.)
  
• Gossip Girl - March 8 (Mon.)
• Grey's Anatomy - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Heroes - Jan. 4 (tonight!)
• House - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• How I Met Your Mother - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - TBA
  
• LOST - Feb. 2 (Tues.) !!!!!
• Mad Men - Summer 2010
• Modern Family - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
  
• My Boys - unannounced
  
• The Office - Jan. 21 (Thurs.)
• Nip/Tuck - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
  
• Private Practice - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
• Project Runway - Jan. 14 (Thurs.)
  
• Saturday Night Live - Jan. 9 (Sat!)
  
• The Simpsons - Jan. 3 (Sun. / last night!)
• Smallville - Jan. 22 (Fri.)
  
• Supernatural - Jan. 21 (Thurs.)
  
• SVU - Jan. 6 (Wed.)
• Top Chef - TBA
• True Blood - TBA
  
• Two and a Half Men - Jan. 11 (Mon.)
  
• Ugly Betty - Jan. (Wed.)
• V - March 30 (Tues.)
• Weeds - TBA
  

Source: mostly Wikipedia

The More You Know: The Bachelor also started tonight, in case you are my mom, who is the only person on earth who actually watches that show.

Also, this was recently on Photoshop Disasters:

When do the new seasons of all my shows start?

Search: [i searched for each show separately]

Why: I like summer and everything, but man, do I miss TV.

Answer: Whew, I am just in time:

• 30 Rock - Oct. 15 (Thurs.)
• American Idol - January 2010
  
• America's Next Top Model - Sept. 9 (Wed.)
  
• The Biggest Loser - Sept. 15 (Tues.)
• Burn Notice - TBA (on hiatus)
  
• Dexter - Sept. 27 (Sun.)
• Family Guy - Sept. 27 (Sun.)
  
• Frisky Dingo - never,
• Glee - Sept. 9 (Wed.)
• Gossip Girl - Sept. 14 (Mon.)
• LOST - Jan. or Feb. 2010
• My Boys - unannounced
  
• The Office - Sept. 17 (Thurs.)
  
• Saturday Night Live - Sept. 26 (Sat!)
• The Simpsons - Sept. 27 (Sun.)
• SVU - Sept. 23 (Wed.)
• Ugly Betty - Oct. 9 (Fri.)
  

Source: Wikipedia

The More You Know: I am watching the new "Melrose Place" right now, and I guess - at the very least - it's not as stupid as "90210."

But anyway, here are some other shows people watch, though I am not one of those people:

• 24 - Jan. 17, 2010 (Sun.)
• 90210 - Sept. 8 (tonight!)
  
• The Big Bang Theory - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
• Bones - Sept. 17 (Thurs.)
  
• Californication - Sept. 27 (Mon.)
  
• Dancing with the Stars - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
• Entourage - July 12 (Hope you watched!)
• Friday Night Lights - Oct. 28 (Wed.) on DirecTV, then on NBC in summer 2010
  
• Fringe - Sept. 17 (Thurs.)
• Grey's Anatomy - Sept 24. (Thurs.)
  
• Heroes - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
• House - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
  
• How I Met Your Mother - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
  
• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Sept. 17 (Thurs.)
• Mad Men - Aug. 16 (Catch up quick!)
• Monk - Aug. 7 (This one too!)
  
• Private Practice - Oct. 1 (Thurs.)
• Project Runway - Aug. 20 (Thurs.)
  
• Supernatural - Sept. 10 (Thurs.)
• Top Chef - Aug. 19 (Wed.)
  
• Two and a Half Men - Sept. 21 (Mon.)
  

Seems like every show I don't care about comes on Mondays. Set your DVR!

How do you post a sound file?

Search: cat party

Why: Maybe some people want to hear my "Cat Party" ringtone without leaving the page.

Answer: This is a test!



Source: Entertonement

The More You Know: Welcome to five months ago! I'm down with "Dog Party" now:

Is there a website that will call my phone?

Search: call my phone

Why: I want to hear my brand new "Cat Party" ringtone, but I don't actually want to talk to anyone.

Answer: OMG, it's so easy. All you have to do is type in your number.

Source: phonemyphone.com

The More You Know: This might get you out of a meeting or class or something, or even help you find your cell phone (if you are the type of person who loses things, which I am not). Try it out!

Can I get a ringtone of "Cat Party"?

Search: cat party frisky

Why: I have had the same ringtone for damn near 3 and 1/2 years. Everyone in "Frisky Dingo" has "Cat Party" as their ringtone. It is hilar.

Answer: YES OMG! I am changing right now.

Source: Entertonement

The More You Know: We just finished Season 2 of "Frisky Dingo" a few days ago, even though we have owned it for a number of months. It is not as good as Season 1. Here is a series of clips from Season 1 that will either make you want to watch it right away or make you never want to watch it: